Woody Johnson's Song

You know, the whole Brett Favre drama . . . it reminds me of . . . well, inspires a song.

Woody Johnson's Song
(Sung to the tune of King Herod's Song from Jesus Christ Superstar)

Brett Favre I am over joyed to meet you face to face.
You've been getting quite a name all around the place.
Throwing touchdowns
breaking records easily
and now I understand you've come
to replace chad pennington


Oh, so you are Brett Favre.
you're the legend Brett Favre.
Prove to me that you can throw
take us to the superbowl.

If you do that for me
I'll pay you handsome-ly.
Come on king of QB's.

What is it that you have done that brings you to New York?
Did you take too many hits or are you just a dork?
Oooo, what a pity if it's all a lie.
Unlike in Green Bay in New Nork we will taunt you till you die!

Oh, so you are Brett Favre.
You're the legend Brett Favre.
Tell me your career ain't dead
you can throw a touchdown on your head!

If you do that for me
I'll pay you handsome-ly.
Come on, King of QB's.

Hey! Aren't you scared of me Favre?
Mr. Retirement Favre?
You're a joke, you're getting old
and you can't play in the cold!

Let's just all say good bye.
Don't you dare start to cry.
Get out you king of the . . .
get out, mr hall of fame . . .
Get out you king of QB's!